As heard on the Good Stuff wtih jim Thompson

(Steve Walters)

[I'm] looking for my wallet and my car keys--
Well, they can't have gone too far,
And as soon as I find my glasses
I'm sure I'll see just where they are.

[I'm] 's'posed to meet someone for lunch today I just can't remember where
Or who it is that I am meeting ... It's in my organiser somewhere.

I think I left it on the counter Or maybe outside in the car. ...
Last time I remember driving Was to that memory enhancement seminar.

What's that far off distant ringing In that strangely familiar tone?
Must be the person I am meeting Calling on my brand new cordless phone

I think I left it under the covers Or maybe outside on the lawn
I've got just one more ring to go Before my phone machine turns on

"Click"
"Hi, this is Steve and your call means a lot to me. Please leave a message
and I will try to remember to call you back when I get home."

"Beeeeeeeeeep"
[Tearfully spoken]
"Steve, this is Bambi, and I am trying not to cry,
but I've been waiting for over an hour! I thought you loved me! This is goodbye!

The voice it sounds familiar... and the name, it rings a bell ...
Now let's see, -- where was I? Oh, well....

[Brief instrumental break]
I'm looking for my wallet and my car keys--
Well, they can't have gone too far,
And as soon as I find my glasses
I'm sure I'm ...
[Finish instrumentally]