As heard on the Good Stuff with Jim Thompson

A man only needs to be:

A friend A companion A lover A brother A father A master A chef An electrician A carpenter A plumber A mechanic A decorator A stylist A psychologist A pest exterminator A psychiatrist A healer A good listener An organizer A good father Very clean   Sympathetic Athletic Warm Attentive Gallant Intelligent Funny Creative Tender Strong Understanding Tolerant Prudent Ambitious Capable Courageous Determined True Dependable Passionate Compassionate
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Without Forgetting To:
Give her compliments regularly   Be honest Be very rich
Not stress her out   Not look at other girls
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And at the Same Time, You must Also:
Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
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It Is Very Important Never to forget:
birthdays anniversaries arrangements she makes
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How to Make a Man Happy
Leave him alone