WAYS TO SAY “NO”As heard on the Good Stuff with Jim Thompson

I'd love to, but...

1. 1.I have to floss my cat.
2. 2.I've dedicated my life to linguini.
3. 3.I want to spend more time with my blender.
4. 4.the man on television told me to stay tuned.
5. 5.I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
6. 6.I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
7. 7.It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.

8. I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. .

1. 9.I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
2. 10.I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
3. 11.I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
4. 12.I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
5. 13.I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
6. 14.I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
7. 15.My crayons all melted together.
8. 16.I'm in training to be a household pest.
9. 17.I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
10. 18.My patent is pending.
11. 19.I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
12. 20.I'm sandblasting my oven.
13. 21.I'm worried about my vertical hold.
14. 22.I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
15. 23.I'm being deported.