Knock the Cell Out Of Them

As heard on the Good Stuff with Jim Thompson

I've always wished I had a thing
That could stop a cell phone's call
Especially those with loud speakers
That can be heard by one and all

Those people, inconsiderate
Who seem to want the world to know
All of their business, (like we cared)
No matter where we go You'd think they were still kiddies
With two cans tied to a string
Who have to shout across the room
So we can hear everything

Now I find there is a "jammer"
That some say, "It's against the law."
But it might be worth it to shut up
Those calls that get stuck in my craw

Some assault on their battery
And a blockage of reception
Might make them loudmouths realize
They're the objects of rejection

To just knock the cell out of them
Every time they try to hit redial
Might be worth a little jail time
For some peace and quiet for awhile

(Author, unfortunately, unknown)