PRETTY GOOD POEM!

I was very shocked and confused when I entered Heaven's door,
not by the beauty of it all, nor the lights or its decor.
It was the folks who were in Heaven that made me sigh and gasp,
the thieves, the liars, and sinners, and all the other trash.

The kid from grammar school, who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice,
and Herb, who I always thought was rotting away in hell,
was sitting pretty on a cloud, looking incredibly well.

I said to Jesus, "What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take,
how'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake.
And why's everyone so quiet and somber, let me have a clue."
"Hush, child," Jesus said, "they're all in shock, just at seeing you!"

JUDGE NOT