Quotes That Make You Think!

1. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

2. A crank is someone with a new idea - until it catches on

3. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

4. I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't.

5. Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

6. A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

7. A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

8. The way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

9. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

10. The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.