Religious Nuts

There were four country churches in a small Texas town:
The Presbyterian Church
The Baptist Church
The Methodist Church
The Catholic Church

 Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and
consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistry. The deacons met and decided to put
a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice
as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation.
So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and
registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter