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TRIBAL WISDOM
The Tribal Wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
generation, says that:
"When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best
strategy
is to dismount."
However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed,
such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride
horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead
horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve
the
dead horse's performance.
11. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all
horses....
Sounds like typical government practice to me.
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