Top 10 Do’s and Don’ts of Valentine’s Day Giving for Young Ranchers

10. Give her long stemmed flowers, don’t give her Pillsbury flour.

9. Give her 1 carat diamonds, don’t give her one carrot peeler.

8. Buy her a bag of sweets, don’t buy her a bag of sweet feed.

7. Buy her any chamois, do not buy her any camouflage.

6. Make her a candlelight dinner, don’t make her clean up after you.

5. Give her perfume like Opus Magnum, don’t give her a 357 magnum

4. Take her to Aruba, don’t take her to Cabella’s

3. Give her a gift certificate to Sak’s 5^th Avenue, don’t give her a gift certificate to Ace on 5^th Avenue

2. Recite to her soft flattering lines, don’t recite to her your horse’s blood line.

1. Shower her with kisses – but shower your stinky body first.