Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Veterinarian Say 1)  Ooops! 2)  Ya now, they eat horses in France. 3)  What's your credit card limit? 4)  Uh oh, I think I lost my thermometer! 5)  I graduated Magna Cum Laude from Guadalajara Vet and Taxidermy School. 6)  I've got a great recipe for parakeet! 7)  I gave your dog a laxative, he should pass your wife's wedding ring within 24 hours! 8)  Oh no, Where's my watch?!!